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I’m gonna be your bubblegum bitch.
Sony Music Unlimited you complete me.
That is all.
Brb frothing over cloud music.
*sung to the tune of Set Fire
It was late, I was drunk and now I really do regret it.
Never met her before until I had to go and say sorry.
I feel bad and ashamed, what must she think about me.
She seems lovely and we all like to wake up to her on tv.
It was a BBQ for ITV celebrities
I had one or two many lambruscis
Wish I had not set fire to Lorraine Kelly silly me.
But I set fire to Lorraine. With my dress it was a shame.
It was an accident sorry this is my apology Lorraine, Lorraine.
A nooner is when you sneak out in the middle of the day for dessert right??
If you’ll excuse me I’m about to go have some crazy sex because I’m crazy informed about it.
Meanwhile in Australia
vkjdknjiudsjgiu so cuteeeeeeeeeeee
SO FUCKING ADORABLE AHAHAHAHA SQUEEEEEE *splodes*
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Taken with instagram
Another sale at DSE for WOW employees yay! (Taken with instagram)
Death of the Mighty Pajero (Taken with instagram)
FUCK MY LIFE
I FORGOT MY FUCKING POTTERMORE LOGIN! MY LIFE IS OVER!!